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| {{DISPLAYTITLE:Sigward_f}}
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| '''Sigward_f''' is a Swedish player and one of the core members of the Xandaris community. He is a trusted ally of [[Player:samboyd|samboyd]], a resident of [[Location:The Island|The Island]], and the server's most prolific (consensual) killer of the admin. His Discord name is "mr Sigward."
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| == Overview ==
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| | <code>e650b5a0-aded-41a7-b734-a1aa4a61f96b</code> || February 15–16, 2026 || Alive || Player (allied with samboyd's group)
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| == History ==
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| === Early Days — Arrival & First Death (February 16) ===
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| Sigward_f's first recorded login was on February 16, 2026, though RandomSpawnZ indicated he had joined before — likely during the setup phase on Feb 15. Within four minutes of logging in, he killed [[Player:samboyd|samboyd]] in PvP — the first of what would become a running theme.
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| He spent his first session exploring the area, planting seeds, and probing the server's command system (running <code>/help</code>, <code>/perms</code>, and <code>/bukkit:help</code> in rapid succession). By midday, he had earned the '''[Not Today, Thank You]''' advancement for blocking a projectile with a shield.
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| His luck ran out shortly after — '''Sigward_f was shot by a Stray''' and received his first hardcore deathban. samboyd pardoned him via RCON.
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| What followed was a brutal administrative gauntlet: Sigward was unbanned and teleported to various locations, only to '''suffocate in walls four consecutive times''' due to unsafe spawn points. Each death triggered another auto-ban, each followed by another pardon. The spawn death cycle claimed five lives before a safe teleport destination was found.
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| === The barryjeans Ambush ===
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| Later that evening, while waiting for a teleport back to base, '''Sigward_f was slain by barryjeans''' using a weapon named "[ss]" — his only real PvP death on record. He was once again pardoned and teleported to safety, though not before suffocating in a wall and falling to his death one more time during the recovery process.
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| In total, Sigward died '''eight times on his first full day''' — though only two deaths (the Stray and barryjeans) were genuine gameplay deaths. The other six were administrative casualties.
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| === Island Life & Building (February 17–19) ===
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| Once safely established at [[Location:The Island|The Island]], Sigward settled into the role of base builder and resident provocateur. He constructed a '''mushroom-themed house''' using mushroom stem blocks, which received mixed reviews:
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| * [[Player:Kitten9337|Kitten9337]]: "W house sigward"
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| * samboyd: "sigward house is so nice"
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| * Sigward himself: "basic house"
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| He also became the target of an '''HOA (Home Owners Association) roleplay''' — receiving violation notes and being told his builds didn't meet community standards. His response was characteristically blunt:
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| <blockquote>"fuck off"</blockquote>
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| <blockquote>"bad HOA"</blockquote>
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| === The Admin's Executioner ===
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| Sigward became samboyd's go-to test subject for plugin development. Whenever samboyd needed someone killed to test the death message system, the DeadEnderChest plugin, or the #deaths Discord channel, he called on Sigward and his '''Diamond Axe'''.
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| Sigward killed samboyd '''three times''' across the server's first few days — all consensual. When [[Player:cuppobear|cuppobear]] asked "Why are you a murderer Sigward?" he responded:
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| <blockquote>"im not... no i killd samboy 3 times"</blockquote>
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| === The Nickname Incident ===
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| samboyd once impersonated Sigward by running <code>/nick Sigward_j</code>. Sigward's response: ''"fake sigward wtf"''. [[Player:PluckedHorseHair|PluckedHorseHair]] joined in: ''"no im the real sigward"''.
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| samboyd eventually gave Sigward a custom gradient nickname in yellow-to-blue, which [[Player:PurpleBumblebeez|PurpleBumblebeez]] complimented: ''"love sigwards color"''.
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| == Relationships ==
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| * '''[[Player:samboyd|samboyd]]''' — Close ally and frequent victim. They private message each other, judge how long new players will survive, and share a base. samboyd has called him "unbannable."
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| * '''[[Player:Kitten9337|Kitten9337]]''' — Complicated. Kitten compliments his house but also calls for his ban and repeatedly checks his inventory. Sigward called him "hacker" and asked someone to kill him.
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| * '''[[Player:vphlIo|vphlIo]]''' — Helped vphlIo with an enderpearl station chamber.
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| * '''[[Player:PluckedHorseHair|PluckedHorseHair]]''' — Dislikes. Sigward said: ''"fuck horsehair, he was a bitch"''.
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| * '''[[Player:PurpleBumblebeez|PurpleBumblebeez]]''' — Fellow Island resident.
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| == Advancements ==
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| * '''[A Seedy Place]''' — Plant a seed (Feb 16)
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| * '''[Hidden in the Depths]''' — Use a Smithing Table for Netherite (Feb 16)
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| * '''[Not Today, Thank You]''' — Block a projectile with a shield (Feb 16)
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| * '''[Suit Up]''' — Craft iron armor (Feb 16)
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| * '''[Ice Bucket Challenge]''' — Obtain obsidian (Feb 17)
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| * '''[Cover Me with Diamonds]''' — Full diamond armor (Feb 18)
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| * '''[Enchanter]''' — Enchant an item (Feb 19)
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| * '''[The Parrots and the Bats]''' — Breed an animal (Feb 19)
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| == Notable Quotes ==
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| * ''"im in team with samboy&co so u got to ask them"''
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| * ''"i will die in max 4 days"'' — self-prediction about his hardcore lifespan
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| * ''"im not... no i killd samboy 3 times"''
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| * ''"its made of mushroom"'' — describing his house
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| * ''"bad HOA"''
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| * ''"fuck horsehair, he was a bitch"''
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| == Trivia ==
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| * He is Swedish — he greets players with "tjena" (Swedish slang for "hey").
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| * He types "zzzzzzz" in chat constantly, begging other players to sleep through the night.
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| * He collects player heads and has fought over ownership of [[Player:Asa_Akiraa|Asa_Akiraa]]'s head (''"it not yours"'' / ''"its my now"'').
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| * He has an alt account, '''Linus_wf''', which logged in once from the same IP, earned four advancements in 11 minutes, then drowned.
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| * When asked "sigward why are you hateful?" by chickenfiesta, he responded: ''"im not hateful"''.
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| * He predicted his own death within 4 days of his statement.
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