Player:BurritoSupBeing

BurritoSupBeing is widely considered the most accomplished player on Xandaris who has died. He reached full diamond armor, explored the Nether extensively, completed multiple challenge-tier advancements, and played marathon sessions — only to be killed by an Enderman that was camping his logout spot. He logged in and was dead within 6 seconds.

Overview

BurritoSupBeing
Status	Dead
First Join	February 17, 2026
Deaths	1
Killed By	Enderman (6 seconds after login)
Advancements	13+
Play Time	~15+ hours (estimated across sessions)
Spawn Point	4585, 73, 1943

Rise

BurritoSupBeing joined at 16:35 on February 17 and quickly established himself as a serious player. Over multiple sessions — including a marathon 10+ hour session (20:35 to 04:18) — he blazed through advancements at an incredible pace:

• Stone Age → Getting an Upgrade → Monster Hunter (first session)
• Acquire Hardware → Sweet Dreams → Diamonds! → Isn't It Iron Pick (second session)
• Suit Up → Cover Me with Diamonds — full diamond armor
• We Need to Go Deeper — entered the Nether
• Hot Tourist Destinations — visited all Nether biomes (Challenge!)
• Subspace Bubble — traveled 7km in the Nether (Challenge!)
• Country Lode, Take Me Home / Light as a Rabbit
• Ice Bucket Challenge / Hot Stuff

He was being actively monitored by admins — samboyd and Kitten9337 both teleported to watch him play on multiple occasions. When samboyd checked his inventory, BurritoSupBeing simply said "i'm good thanks."

Fall

At 19:31 on February 18, BurritoSupBeing logged back into the server at coordinates 25827, 92, 56200. An Enderman was waiting at his logout location.

He was dead within 6 seconds.

"BurritoSupBeing was slain by Enderman"

The Enderman had apparently spawned or wandered to his exact logout position while he was offline, creating a death trap he had no way to avoid. He never saw it coming.

BurritoSupBeing has not been unbanned. He remains one of the most tragic losses in Xandaris history — a player at the peak of his power, killed by pure bad luck before he could even move.

Notable Advancements

BurritoSupBeing earned at least 13 advancements, including two challenge-tier completions:

• Hot Tourist Destinations — Explored all Nether biomes (Challenge)
• Subspace Bubble — Traveled 7km through the Nether (Challenge)
• Cover Me with Diamonds — Full diamond armor set

He is one of only a handful of players to legitimately complete challenge-tier advancements.

Stats

Stat	Value
Play Time	11.5 hours
Deaths	1
Mob Kills	80
Distance Traveled	75.1 km
Top Block Mined	2,278 deepslate, 492 gravel, 375 stone
Top Tool	Diamond pickaxe (2,586 uses)
Top Mobs Killed	28 cows, 18 chickens, 11 zombies
Killed By	Enderman

Trivia

• Connected from different IP addresses each session — likely using a VPN.
• Played a continuous 10+ hour session overnight.
• Was the server's most-watched player — admins teleported to spectate him multiple times.
• His 6-second death is the fastest login-to-death on the server (excluding spawn glitches).
• Reacted to other players' deaths with the classic "rip" and "f" in chat.
• Said "howdy" to EEgan — his only real social interaction in logs.
• Despite being one of the best players, has never been unbanned.