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[[Player:samboyd|samboyd]] pardoned Dirt1358 at 01:21 via <code>/pardon</code>. He has '''not logged back in since''' — possibly discouraged by the instant death experience. | [[Player:samboyd|samboyd]] pardoned Dirt1358 at 01:21 via <code>/pardon</code>. He has '''not logged back in since''' — possibly discouraged by the instant death experience. | ||
== Stats == | |||
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! Stat !! Value | |||
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| Play Time || 1.4 hours | |||
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| Deaths || 2 | |||
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| Mob Kills || 0 | |||
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| Distance Traveled || 4.0 km | |||
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| Top Tool || Diamond sword (72 uses) | |||
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| Killed By || Skeleton, Player | |||
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== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
Revision as of 01:39, 25 February 2026
Dirt1358 holds the record for the fastest legitimate death on Xandaris — shot by a skeleton 52 seconds after joining the server. He earned zero advancements, said zero words in chat, and opened zero chests. He was pardoned but has never returned.
Overview
| Dirt1358 | |
|---|---|
| Status | Alive (pardoned, inactive) |
| First Join | February 17, 2026 |
| Deaths | 1 |
| Killed By | Skeleton (52 seconds after joining) |
| Advancements | 0 |
| Spawn Point | 2693, 122, 2288 |
The 52-Second Life
Dirt1358 joined the server at 23:11 on February 17, spawning at 2693, 122, 2288 — a high elevation, likely on a mountain. At 23:12, he was shot by a skeleton. Total playtime: 52 seconds.
He earned no advancements. He never spoke in chat. He never opened a chest. He never punched a tree.
He tried to reconnect 6 times over the next 10 minutes, receiving "Game Over!" each time.
Pardon
samboyd pardoned Dirt1358 at 01:21 via /pardon. He has not logged back in since — possibly discouraged by the instant death experience.
Stats
| Stat | Value |
|---|---|
| Play Time | 1.4 hours |
| Deaths | 2 |
| Mob Kills | 0 |
| Distance Traveled | 4.0 km |
| Top Tool | Diamond sword (72 uses) |
| Killed By | Skeleton, Player |
Trivia
- Spawned at Y:122 — one of the highest spawn elevations on the server — meaning he was likely on an exposed mountain at night.
- His 52-second life is the fastest legitimate death (excluding spawn glitches like skogsloparen's 7-second wall suffocation).
- Has the unique distinction of 0 advancements, 0 chat messages, 0 chests opened.
- Was pardoned but never came back — one of the server's "one and done" players.
- US-based player (99.64.x.x).