Event:Obituaries February 27

February 27, 2026 saw 7 player deaths on Xandaris — zero murders, all mob kills. Skeletons claimed three victims, including two who never lived long enough to punch a tree: Alexandru444 (33 seconds) and XenonSamu (27 seconds). WEIDO344, a returning player who'd been building an alliance with Al3xx58 just days earlier, was killed 74 seconds after logging in. The most unusual death belonged to jaman44, killed by a Wolf two minutes after calling out the server's chatbots. The day ended with server owner samboyd himself dying to a Zombie at his base — the first admin death since lionclad_'s void drop three days prior.

No PvP. No pardons. Just the world doing its job.

Death Toll

#	Time (EST)	Player	Cause of Death	Playtime	Advancements
1	6:32 AM	WEIDO344	Shot by Skeleton	74 sec	0
2	11:45 AM	Alexandru444	Shot by Skeleton	33 sec	0
3	1:14 PM	bananasandtoast	Slain by Zombie	~4 min	2
4	4:16 PM	XenonSamu	Shot by Skeleton	27 sec	0
5	4:56 PM	jaman44	Slain by Wolf	~15 min	3
6	5:22 PM	UrCherryPlant	Shot by Skeleton	~2 min	0

Notable Deaths

WEIDO344 — 74 Seconds (6:32 AM)

WEIDO344 wasn't a newcomer. He'd been on the server for days — forming an alliance with Al3xx58, crafting the server's all-time button record, and being proposed for membership in samboyd's group by Sigward_f, who'd privately asked: "can weido join our group?"

None of that mattered when he logged in on the morning of February 27. He spawned at his previous coordinates near the world origin and was shot by a Skeleton 74 seconds later. He didn't say a word in-game.

From Discord, moments after the deathban screen: "i was jumped by all of the mobs lol."

The Speed Kills (11:45 AM – 4:16 PM)

Two players set blistering records for shortest survival times on the day.

Alexandru444 joined at 11:45 AM and was shot dead by a Skeleton 33 seconds later. He never earned a single advancement — no stone tools, no wood, no nothing. He moved about 50 blocks from his spawn point before the arrow found him.

XenonSamu beat that record four hours later: 27 seconds from login to permanent deathban. Another Skeleton snipe. Another player who never punched a tree. Another head dropped on the ground with nothing to show for it.

jaman44 — The Wolf (4:56 PM)

jaman44 was the day's most talkative victim. He showed up with energy — "wsuppppp," "ayoo this hardcore" — and progressed faster than most newcomers, earning stone tools and crafting a bed within 10 minutes.

Then the chat started bothering him. At the 14-minute mark, jaman44 had figured out what most players never do:

"are yall 12?"

"fcking bots"

Two minutes later, a Wolf killed him — one of the rarest death causes on the server. jaman44 had likely punched a wolf by accident, turning the entire pack hostile. He lasted 15 minutes and 36 seconds — the longest-lived victim of the day, and the only one who saw through the chatbots before dying.

samboyd Falls (7:22 PM)

samboyd — the server's founder, owner, and architect — was slain by a Zombie at his far-out base. He'd been building massive farms all evening, running dozens of fill commands and massacring 40+ villagers during base reorganization. The Zombie caught him off guard.

As an admin, samboyd simply switched to /gamemode creative three minutes later. No deathban. No drama. Just a quiet "F" energy from a man who'd spent the last hour telling new players to be careful.

Earlier in the evening, samboyd had told WalkZDog1: "glad youre still alive walkz we've had quite a few die today. i was going to build spawn highways with vphlIo but he betrayed me." — the first in-game reference to whatever had happened between the server's two most powerful players.

Statistics

• Total deaths: 7
• PvP kills: 0
• Deaths by Skeleton: 4 (WEIDO344, Alexandru444, XenonSamu, UrCherryPlant)
• Deaths by Zombie: 2 (bananasandtoast, samboyd)
• Deaths by Wolf: 1 (jaman44)
• Fastest death: XenonSamu (27 seconds)
• Longest-lived victim: jaman44 (15 min 36 sec)
• Zero-advancement deaths: 4 out of 7