Player:Meat Mattress
Meat_Mattress is a current server operator on Xandaris and an alt account of GigglyBall. He was promoted to operator by samboyd and died twice — once from falling and once from a Creeper — before being granted OP status. He bases in the far reaches of the map alongside samboyd's outpost on The Island.
Overview
| Meat_Mattress | |
|---|---|
| Status | Alive (Operator) |
| First Join | February 16, 2026 |
| Deaths | 2 |
| Advancements | 13 |
| Alt Of | GigglyBall |
| Role | Server Operator |
| Nickname | Red-to-gold gradient |
| Base | The Island (-430k, 245k) |
Meat_Mattress logged in from the same IP address as GigglyBall (99.71.144.107), and was flagged by AltDetector on every single login. Unlike GigglyBall's chaotic death-and-pardon cycle, Meat_Mattress played more carefully and progressed further, earning the Cover Me in Debris challenge (full Netherite armor) and becoming a trusted part of the admin team.
Progression
Meat_Mattress progressed quickly with admin assistance. samboyd teleported him to base immediately on his first login. His 13 unique advancements include:
- Cover Me in Debris — Full Netherite armor (challenge tier)
- Cover Me with Diamonds — Full diamond armor
- We Need to Go Deeper — Entered the Nether
- Enchanter — Enchanted an item
- Take Aim — Crossbow usage
- Not Today, Thank You / Ice Bucket Challenge — Combat and exploration
- Monster Hunter — Killed a hostile mob
- Stone Age / Getting an Upgrade / Acquire Hardware — Tool progression
Deaths
| # | Cause | Context |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Fell from a high place | Teleported to samboyd using /tp samboyd while in survival mode, fell immediately on arrival
|
| 2 | Blown up by Creeper | While exploring deep underground near -429,914 / 245,193 |
His first death was particularly unfortunate — he teleported to samboyd and fell to his death immediately. His head was dropped. After being pardoned, he rapid-fire reconnected 5 times in quick succession trying to get back in, spawning at different locations each time (including world spawn at 0,0).
His second and final death came from a Creeper explosion while mining deep underground near The Island. samboyd mentioned both deaths in chat: "we already lost meat_mattress and ansley" (Ansley being GigglyBall's nickname).
Operator Status
samboyd promoted Meat_Mattress to operator on his second day, following a progression:
- Set to spectator mode for observation
- Given creative mode
- Granted full OP with
/op Meat_Mattress
After receiving OP, Meat_Mattress immediately tested his powers — switching to creative, teleporting to samboyd, then testing chat visibility ("test... can anyone else see chat"). He later set himself back to survival mode.
Meat_Mattress was one of four operators alongside samboyd, lionclad_, and Asa_Akiraa. His promotion partially filled the gap left by Kitten9337's ban.
Nickname
Meat_Mattress attempted to set a gradient-colored nickname using hex codes, trying two different formatting approaches:
/nick &#F45454M&#F45454e&#F46553a...
The gradient went from red (#F45454) through orange to gold (#8FF49), applied letter by letter across "MeatMattress."
Base
Meat_Mattress bases on The Island at approximately -430,000 / 245,000, alongside samboyd. Login coordinates also show him in the -100,000 / 100,000 area — near vphlIo's territory.
Trivia
- The AltDetector plugin flagged "Meat_Mattress may be an alt of GigglyBall" on literally every single login — sometimes multiple times per session.
- samboyd confirmed the connection in chat: "this was meat_mattress" (pointing at GigglyBall).
- Had "Failed to save player data" warnings in the server log on his first session.
- After his first death, his head was dropped — he warned the finder: "dont you do anything nasty with that head."
- Described being attacked by an invisible entity: "was invisible fuckin with us... gettin smacked around."
- Said "hell ye" upon first arriving at the base.