Player:GigglyBall
GigglyBall (also known as Ansley) is a player on Xandaris and an alt account of Meat_Mattress. She holds the server record for most deaths by a single player — dying seven times and being pardoned seven times by samboyd. Known for her persistent night-skip begging, discovering lava griefing in her base, and a cheerful attitude that survived repeated hardcore deaths.
Overview
| GigglyBall | |
|---|---|
| Status | Alive (7x pardoned) |
| Also Known As | Ansley |
| First Join | February 17, 2026 |
| Deaths | 7 |
| Advancements | 11 |
| Alt Of | Meat_Mattress |
GigglyBall joined 32 times over multiple sessions. The AltDetector plugin flagged her as a potential alt of Meat_Mattress on every single login until samboyd set her as exempt. She set her nickname to a pink-to-green gradient "Ansley" — <gradient:#F454E9:#2CFF29>Ansley</gradient> — after several failed attempts with hex color codes.
Deaths
GigglyBall died seven times on the server, each time pardoned by samboyd:
| # | Cause | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Blown up by Creeper | First session, within 3 minutes of joining |
| 2 | Suffocated in a wall | 2 minutes after respawn (spawn point bug) |
| 3 | Slain by Zombie | Same session, getting established |
| 4 | Shot by Skeleton | samboyd mistyped /pardon GigglyBalls (with an 's'), causing ~10 failed reconnect attempts before correcting it
|
| 5 | Drowned | Connection issues during this period |
| 6 | Slain by Enderman | Base griefed with lava; trapped |
| 7 | Shot by Skeleton | Killed 4 seconds after logging in; pardoned later that day |
samboyd pardoned GigglyBall seven times and teleported her to safety after each respawn. He also briefly gave her creative mode to recover items on one occasion.
The Lava Griefing
Returning to the base she shared near vphlIo's old location, GigglyBall discovered it had been filled with lava — likely by Molsaac. Her reaction:
"mkay who tf put lava in my room down here... ima die... these fucks"
"assuming they stole my stuff 2"
"molsac ballsack... u smell... wow... what a terrorist attack"
She messaged samboyd privately: "ima run away i guess."
The Night-Skip Campaign
GigglyBall became known for relentlessly requesting other players sleep to skip the night. Her chat logs contain an entire category of sleep-related messages:
"seep... eepies... <3"
"seep or leave rq"
"zzzzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz zzz zz z"
"1 more pls"
She would repeat variations of "seep", "1 more", and strings of "z" until enough players slept.
Legacy
Orangebubly found GigglyBall's dropped head in the overworld and looted her ender chest through the DeadEnderChest plugin, discovering a heavy core among the contents. samboyd later referenced the loss in chat: "we already lost meat_mattress and ansley."
Recent Activity
Despite her seven deaths, GigglyBall remains active on the server. On February 24, she logged in and discovered griefing at her base:
"WHOEVER IS LEAVING THESE FUCKING FLOATING MUSHROOMS AROUND NEEDS TO DIE"— Ansley
"and they stripped the log on my house... annoying ass mfs"— Ansley
She also noted that all the birch trees near her base were gone, and asked "was sigward not a bot" — reacting to news of Sigward_f's murder the previous day.
Trivia
- First tried to set her nick as "&aAnz" and "&dAnz" before attempting elaborate hex gradient codes for "Birdflop", eventually settling on "Ansley."
- Attempted
/vote,/home, and/help— none of which do anything useful on the server. - Explained the hardcore death mechanic to another player: "rep if u die ur banned... automatically... dont die"
- Her earliest attempt at a nickname — "Birdflop" — was never successfully set.
- samboyd once referred to her death #7 as "ansley died to that skeleton horse back there" — it was a regular skeleton.
- Greeted the server bots by name on multiple occasions, including calling pepperoni_dude "peepeeroni dude."
Stats
| Stat | Value |
|---|---|
| Play Time | 7.2 hours |
| Deaths | 7 (all pardoned) |
| Mob Kills | 50 |
| Distance Walked | 14.5 km |
| Distance by Boat | 7.9 km |
| Top Block Mined | 1,037 red mushroom blocks, 551 brown mushroom blocks, 412 mycelium |
| Top Tool | Diamond axe (2,757 uses) |
| Items Crafted | 368 oak planks, 240 birch planks, 126 diamonds |
| Killed By | Skeletons (x2), Creeper, Enderman, Zombie, Drowned, Suffocation |
GigglyBall is the server's most prolific mushroom harvester, having mined over 1,500 mushroom blocks combined.