Player:Meat Mattress
Meat_Mattress is a current server operator on Xandaris and an alt account of GigglyBall. He was promoted to operator by samboyd on his second day of playing. He died twice — once from falling and once from a Creeper — before being granted creative mode and OP status. He bases in the far reaches of the map alongside samboyd's outpost.
Overview
| Meat_Mattress | |
|---|---|
| Status | Alive (Operator) |
| First Join | February 16, 2026 |
| Deaths | 2 |
| Advancements | 12+ |
| Alt Of | GigglyBall |
| Role | Server Operator |
Meat_Mattress logged in from the same IP address as GigglyBall (flagged by AltDetector on every single login). Unlike GigglyBall's chaotic death-and-pardon cycle, Meat_Mattress played more carefully and progressed further, earning the Cover Me in Debris challenge (full Netherite armor) and becoming a trusted part of the admin team.
Progression
Meat_Mattress progressed quickly with admin assistance. samboyd teleported him to safety on his first session and later gave him creative mode briefly. His notable advancements include:
- Cover Me in Debris — Full Netherite armor (challenge tier)
- We Need to Go Deeper — Entered the Nether
- Enchanter — First enchantment
- Take Aim — Crossbow usage
- Not Today, Thank You / Ice Bucket Challenge — Combat and exploration
Deaths
| # | Cause | Context |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Fell from a high place | Teleported to samboyd at height, fell immediately |
| 2 | Blown up by Creeper | While exploring deep underground near -430k, 245k |
His first death was particularly unfortunate — he teleported to samboyd using /tp samboyd and fell to his death immediately upon arrival. After being pardoned, he rapid-fire reconnected 5 times in quick succession trying to get back in.
Operator Status
samboyd promoted Meat_Mattress to operator on his second day:
- Set to spectator mode for observation
- Given creative mode
- Granted full OP with
/op Meat_Mattress
After receiving OP, Meat_Mattress switched himself to creative and teleported to samboyd, then tested chat visibility ("test... can anyone else see chat"). He later set himself back to survival.
He was the second operator promoted after Kitten9337's ban left a vacancy. samboyd referenced both accounts together: "we already lost meat_mattress and ansley" — before Meat_Mattress was later restored as an active player and operator.
Base
Meat_Mattress bases in the same extreme-distance area as samboyd, around coordinates -430,000 / 245,000. His login coordinates show him moving between this area and the -100,000 / 100,000 region.
Trivia
- The AltDetector plugin flagged "Meat_Mattress may be an alt of GigglyBall" on literally every single login.
- Tried elaborate hex-code nickname formatting but never got it to display correctly.
- samboyd confirmed the connection in chat: "this was meat_mattress" (pointing at GigglyBall).
- Said of an invisible entity: "was invisible fuckin with us... gettin smacked around"
- Warned another player about his dropped head: "dont you do anything nasty with that head."