Player:WEIDO344
WEIDO344 is a player on Xandaris who joined on February 20, 2026. Despite playing on a mobile internet connection with ping regularly exceeding 1,000 ms, he has never died — making him one of the server's quiet survivors. He holds the server record for most oak buttons crafted (61), discovered a Mushroom Island, and is known for his cautious playstyle, chronic lag, and attempts to recruit anyone within earshot into a fishing alliance.
Overview
| WEIDO344 | |
|---|---|
| Status | Alive |
| First Join | February 20, 2026 |
| Deaths | 0 |
| Play Time | 6.2 hours |
| Mob Kills | 66 |
| Fish Caught | 49 |
| Distance Traveled | 58.8 km (24.2 km by boat) |
| Buttons Crafted | 61 (server record) |
| Sessions | 26 |
History
First Join — "oh shoot its hardcore" (February 20)
WEIDO344 joined the server on the evening of February 20 and immediately discovered the stakes were higher than expected:
"oh shoot its hardcore"
"are people friendly"
samboyd reassured him: "most ppl are rn are friendly... i can promise everyone on rn is cool." Within the hour, WEIDO344 had crafted 20 oak buttons — earning samboyd's genuine admiration:
"nice youre the top all time" — samboyd
WEIDO344's response: "W."
He explored samboyd's abandoned spawn base and began looking for allies. Via private message, he asked Al3xx58 to team up. Al3xx58 couldn't — he was being chased by two wardens — but promised: "if you need anything ill help and we can be allies." WEIDO344 accepted the compromise. The two planned to meet at the old spawn base, but lag and real life intervened: "imma get off to my lag is gonna make it impossible to mine."
The Mushroom Island (February 21–22)
WEIDO344 spent much of his second and third days exploring by boat — eventually racking up over 24 km of ocean travel. He discovered a Mushroom Island and excitedly shared the coordinates in public chat, along with a practical question:
"can i milk the mooshrooms for mushroom soup?"
The answer was yes. He began crafting bowls and building a mushroom stew supply chain — a food source that fit perfectly with his zero-risk philosophy.
During this period he also accidentally equipped a Curse of Binding gold helmet, which he rationalized with optimism: "its gold tho... the curse of binding isnt gonna last too long bc its gold."
Team Drama & The Fishing Pitch (February 23–25)
After vphlIo killed Sigward_f on February 23, WEIDO344 sought answers via private message. vphlIo was cryptic: "There is some really weird stuff going on... Me and the team are having how do I say this... disagreements." WEIDO344 asked: "and why was sigward killed... he was fun to talk with." vphlIo replied: "like I said disagreements."
Sigward_f had privately asked samboyd if WEIDO344 could join their group before his death. samboyd had agreed to hold a vote. The vote never happened.
With his alliance options narrowing, WEIDO344 turned his attention to WillieLayer_ and made his pitch for the fishing lifestyle:
"will you should become a fisherman with me... fishing is safe... you sit there and cast the fishing rod and wait until a bite then you reel it in... and then you can farm wheat carrots and potatoes its all quite safe if you have a shield"
WillieLayer_ was initially skeptical, but after finding a Luck of the Sea III fishing rod, came around: "oh shoot... i might become a fisherman."
WEIDO344 also began helping new players, sharing the coordinates of abandoned bases with gear: "sm1s base for anyone it has good stuff for new starting."
Playstyle
WEIDO344 is defined by extreme caution. After six hours on a server where the average new player survives 13 minutes, he is still in iron armor — and he knows it:
"i beat the dragon by week 2 i play mc slow"
"in hardcore bro ill be in iron armor for a wek"
His mob kill breakdown tells the story: of 66 kills, 45 are passive mobs (pigs, cows, sheep) hunted for food. Only 17 are hostile mobs. He deflected 2,490 damage with his shield — more than two-thirds of all damage taken. He sleeps in a bed every night. He fishes. He waits.
The strategy is working.
The Lag
WEIDO344 plays on a mobile internet connection that regularly spikes above 1,000 ms:
- "1238 ping for a couple seconds"
- "bro 1115 ping i cant"
- "lag so powerful i become superman" (after being kicked for flying)
GrimAC flags him for TimerLimit, Simulation, and AntiKB violations nearly every session — all false positives from the connection instability. He has been kicked for "flying" at least twice. Despite this, he has never died.
Stats
| Stat | Value |
|---|---|
| Play Time | 6.2 hours |
| Deaths | 0 |
| Mob Kills | 66 (45 passive, 17 hostile) |
| Fish Caught | 49 |
| Distance Traveled | 58.8 km total |
| Distance by Boat | 24.2 km |
| Distance Walked/Sprinted | 15.9 km |
| Distance by Elytra | 7.8 km |
| Buttons Crafted | 61 (server record) |
| Buttons Used | 87 |
| Damage Blocked by Shield | 2,490 |
| Chests Opened | 188 |
| Times Slept | 13 |
Trivia
- WEIDO344 claimed to be "judelow" on first join ("im judelow trust"), suggesting an identity on another platform.
- He crafted 61 oak buttons and placed 87 — meaning he also placed buttons he didn't craft, implying he found and relocated them from the wild.
- His first notable discovery was an offensive sign near spawn: "guys i found a sign it says smth interesting... it says the n word hard r."
- He once admitted to lying about his armor in real time: "half iron half diamond" then immediately "oh i was lying."
- He explained the Ominous Bottle mechanic to other players correctly, showing genuine game knowledge despite his self-described slow pace.
- Sigward_f privately asked samboyd to let WEIDO344 join their Island group before Sigward's death. samboyd said "i would say yes but we should hold a vote in the group chat." The vote was never held.