Player:Sigward f

Sigward_f is a Swedish player and one of the core members of the Xandaris community. He is a trusted ally of samboyd, a resident of The Island, and the server's most prolific (consensual) killer of the admin. His Discord name is "mr Sigward."

Overview

UUID	First Joined	Status	Role
`e650b5a0-aded-41a7-b734-a1aa4a61f96b`	February 15–16, 2026	Alive	Player (allied with samboyd's group)

History

Early Days — Arrival & First Death (February 16)

Sigward_f's first recorded login was on February 16, 2026, though RandomSpawnZ indicated he had joined before — likely during the setup phase on Feb 15. Within four minutes of logging in, he killed samboyd in PvP — the first of what would become a running theme.

He spent his first session exploring the area, planting seeds, and probing the server's command system (running /help, /perms, and /bukkit:help in rapid succession). By midday, he had earned the [Not Today, Thank You] advancement for blocking a projectile with a shield.

His luck ran out shortly after — Sigward_f was shot by a Stray and received his first hardcore deathban. samboyd pardoned him via RCON.

What followed was a brutal administrative gauntlet: Sigward was unbanned and teleported to various locations, only to suffocate in walls four consecutive times due to unsafe spawn points. Each death triggered another auto-ban, each followed by another pardon. The spawn death cycle claimed five lives before a safe teleport destination was found.

The barryjeans Ambush

Later that evening, while waiting for a teleport back to base, Sigward_f was slain by barryjeans using a weapon named "[ss]" — his only real PvP death on record. He was once again pardoned and teleported to safety, though not before suffocating in a wall and falling to his death one more time during the recovery process.

In total, Sigward died eight times on his first full day — though only two deaths (the Stray and barryjeans) were genuine gameplay deaths. The other six were administrative casualties.

Island Life & Building (February 17–19)

Once safely established at The Island, Sigward settled into the role of base builder and resident provocateur. He constructed a mushroom-themed house using mushroom stem blocks, which received mixed reviews:

Kitten9337: "W house sigward"
samboyd: "sigward house is so nice"
Sigward himself: "basic house"

He also became the target of an HOA (Home Owners Association) roleplay — receiving violation notes and being told his builds didn't meet community standards. His response was characteristically blunt:

"fuck off"

"bad HOA"

The Admin's Executioner

Sigward became samboyd's go-to test subject for plugin development. Whenever samboyd needed someone killed to test the death message system, the DeadEnderChest plugin, or the #deaths Discord channel, he called on Sigward and his Diamond Axe.

Sigward killed samboyd three times across the server's first few days — all consensual. When cuppobear asked "Why are you a murderer Sigward?" he responded:

"im not... no i killd samboy 3 times"

The Nickname Incident

samboyd once impersonated Sigward by running /nick Sigward_j. Sigward's response: "fake sigward wtf". PluckedHorseHair joined in: "no im the real sigward".

samboyd eventually gave Sigward a custom gradient nickname in yellow-to-blue, which PurpleBumblebeez complimented: "love sigwards color".

Relationships

samboyd — Close ally and frequent victim. They private message each other, judge how long new players will survive, and share a base. samboyd has called him "unbannable."
Kitten9337 — Complicated. Kitten compliments his house but also calls for his ban and repeatedly checks his inventory. Sigward called him "hacker" and asked someone to kill him.
vphlIo — Helped vphlIo with an enderpearl station chamber.
PluckedHorseHair — Dislikes. Sigward said: "fuck horsehair, he was a bitch".
PurpleBumblebeez — Fellow Island resident.

Advancements

[A Seedy Place] — Plant a seed (Feb 16)
[Hidden in the Depths] — Use a Smithing Table for Netherite (Feb 16)
[Not Today, Thank You] — Block a projectile with a shield (Feb 16)
[Suit Up] — Craft iron armor (Feb 16)
[Ice Bucket Challenge] — Obtain obsidian (Feb 17)
[Cover Me with Diamonds] — Full diamond armor (Feb 18)
[Enchanter] — Enchant an item (Feb 19)
[The Parrots and the Bats] — Breed an animal (Feb 19)

Notable Quotes

"im in team with samboy&co so u got to ask them"
"i will die in max 4 days" — self-prediction about his hardcore lifespan
"im not... no i killd samboy 3 times"
"its made of mushroom" — describing his house
"bad HOA"
"fuck horsehair, he was a bitch"

Trivia

He is Swedish — he greets players with "tjena" (Swedish slang for "hey").
He types "zzzzzzz" in chat constantly, begging other players to sleep through the night.
He collects player heads and has fought over ownership of Asa_Akiraa's head ("it not yours" / "its my now").
He has an alt account, Linus_wf, which logged in once from the same IP, earned four advancements in 11 minutes, then drowned.
When asked "sigward why are you hateful?" by chickenfiesta, he responded: "im not hateful".
He predicted his own death within 4 days of his statement.