Event:Obituaries March 14

March 14th logged six deaths, with the evening accounting for four of them. Lord_TnT12 fell first to a creeper at 7:03 PM, followed by three more players lost to zombies in a six-minute window between 7:42 and 7:48 PM. TheLord_ofVoid drowned at 10:03 PM on a second attempt that lasted just 40 seconds, and Popel1215 closed out the day at 3:35 AM — four advancements earned, one creeper waiting.

Death Toll

#	Time (EST)	Player	Cause of Death	Playtime	Advancements
1	7:03 PM	Lord_TnT12	Blown up by a Creeper	~19 min 9 sec	6
2	7:42 PM	Calcite	Slain by a Zombie	~22 min	—
3	7:45 PM	Basalt	Slain by a horde of Zombies	~32 min	—
4	7:48 PM	Archaeo	Slain by a Zombie	~34 min	—
5	10:03 PM	TheLord_ofVoid	Drowned	1 min 25 sec	0
6	3:35 AM	Popel1215	Blown up by a Creeper	3 min 21 sec	4

Notable Deaths

Lord_TnT12 — Monster Hunter, Meet Creeper (7:03 PM)

Lord_TnT12 made the most of his 19 minutes on the server, tallying 11 mob kills and earning six advancements along the way. The crown jewel came at 7:01 PM: [Monster Hunter], awarded just two minutes before a creeper provided its own critique of his performance. He'd put down four zombies, two chickens, two cows, a skeleton, and a pig — a respectable early-game haul — before the world returned the favor.

At the exact moment he was earning that advancement, myDogisAGod put a question to the server:

"say 1 if ur not a bot"— myDogisAGod

Lord_TnT12 never answered. Whether that says more about the creeper's timing or the broader state of the server population that evening is left as an exercise for the reader. He was banned at 7:04 PM.

TheLord_ofVoid — Second Chance, Same River (10:03 PM)

TheLord_ofVoid first appeared on Xandaris at around 9:00 PM, played for 45 seconds, and then vanished. Two hours later, they returned. The second session lasted 40 seconds. The cause of death was drowning.

TheLord_ofVoid — Session History

Session	Join Time (EST)	Duration	Outcome
1	~9:00 PM	45 sec	Disconnected
2	10:03 PM	40 sec	Drowned (Game Over)

Three blocks mined. Zero items crafted. Unlimited confidence in their swimming ability. TheLord_ofVoid was banned at 10:03 PM, having improved their session length by not a single second on the return trip.

Popel1215 — The 3 AM Advancement Run (3:35 AM)

While the rest of the server slept, Popel1215 arrived at 3:33 AM and got to work. In just over three minutes they earned four advancements — [Minecraft], [Stone Age], [Getting an Upgrade], and [Adventure] — and crafted 32 items from scratch. [Stone Age] dropped at 3:34 AM; [Getting an Upgrade] followed just one minute later, suggesting they had found their footing.

A creeper disagreed with the trajectory at 3:35 AM. Popel1215 was banned seconds later.

Statistics

Stat	Value
Total Deaths	6
PvP Kills	0
By Creeper	2 (Lord_TnT12, Popel1215)
By Zombie	3 (Calcite, Basalt, Archaeo)
By Drowning	1 (TheLord_ofVoid)
Fastest Death	TheLord_ofVoid (40 sec, second session)
Longest Survival	Archaeo (~34 min)
Total Advancements Earned	10