Event:Obituaries March 16

Five players fell on March 16, 2026, with mob attacks and one fatal plunge claiming lives across nearly sixteen hours of server activity. The day's most significant loss was sigges2340, who spent over 37 hours building something worth losing before stepping off the wrong edge at 6:18 PM. No PvP kills were recorded — the mobs and gravity handled the workload themselves. Two deaths came in quick succession in the early evening, each followed by an immediate hardcore ban.

Death Toll

#	Time (EST)	Player	Cause of Death	Playtime	Advancements
1	2:45 AM	Hubert1096	Bogged by Bogged	~56 min 54 sec	14
2	9:12 AM	oxMysticShadowxo	Shot by Skeleton	~25 min 9 sec	9
3	3:00 PM	ospectu	Slain by Zombie	~14 min 16 sec	6
4	5:59 PM	vsking2011	Slain by Zombie (Iron Sword)	46 sec	1
5	6:18 PM	sigges2340	Fell from a high place	~37 hrs 22 min	14

Notable Deaths

Hubert1096 — Undone by His Own Quarry (2:45 AM)

Hubert1096 arrived just before 2 AM and immediately got to work, logging 87 mob kills in under an hour — including 37 husks, 13 bogges, and a healthy assortment of slimes and zombies. He had no intention of dying quietly: over the course of his session he earned a remarkable 14 advancements, including [Diamonds!], [Cover Me with Diamonds], [Monster Hunter], [Take Aim], and [Minecraft: Trial(s) Edition].

The irony of his end is difficult to overstate. Hubert1096 had earned [Not Today, Thank You] — the advancement for deflecting a projectile with a shield — at 2:14 AM, just 31 minutes before a Bogged's arrow finally found its mark. He had personally slain over a dozen of the creatures. Apparently, one of them had a long memory.

oxMysticShadowxo — Unanswered Greetings (9:12 AM)

oxMysticShadowxo spent much of their 25-minute session trying to make contact with whoever was out there:

"пр"— oxMysticShadowxo

"hi"— oxMysticShadowxo

"hallo"— oxMysticShadowxo

"hellooooo"— oxMysticShadowxo

"hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"— oxMysticShadowxo

The server was not particularly forthcoming. Undeterred, oxMysticShadowxo made productive use of the silence, earning 9 advancements in 25 minutes — including [Getting an Upgrade], [Monster Hunter], [Acquire Hardware], and [Isn't It Iron Pick] — while racking up 9 mob kills along the way. A Skeleton ended the social experiment at 9:12 AM with a well-placed arrow.

ospectu — A Swift Goodbye (3:00 PM)

ospectu had a quiet run — no mob kills, 6 advancements, 164 blocks mined — before a Zombie ended things at 3:00 PM after just over 14 minutes of play. What elevates this death beyond the routine is the speed of what followed: ospectu was banned from the server just 21 seconds after dying, the hardcore penalty applied with clockwork efficiency.

vsking2011 — 46 Seconds (5:59 PM)

Few players have answered the question "hardcore???" so definitively, or so quickly.

vsking2011 joined at 5:59 PM and took a moment to introduce themselves to the server:

"Ello eeryone"— vsking2011

"hardcore???"— vsking2011

Forty-six seconds after logging in — having mined exactly 2 blocks, crafted 0 items, and earned only the [Adventure] advancement — a Zombie wielding an Iron Sword delivered the answer. vsking2011 was banned 9 seconds later. The greeting, the question, and the death all occurred within the same minute.

sigges2340 — The Long Way Down (6:18 PM)

Main article: Player:sigges2340

The day's most substantial loss. sigges2340 had built something genuinely worth mourning: 37 hours, 22 minutes, and 44 seconds of hardcore survival, during which they mined 97,763 blocks, crafted 7,762 items, and accumulated 14 advancements — including [Diamonds!], [Suit Up], [Cover Me with Diamonds], and [Not Today, Thank You]. They had survived 60 mob encounters across nearly two full days on the server.

They logged back in at 6:13 PM for a final session that lasted just under six minutes. At 6:18 PM, sigges2340 fell from a high place. The ban arrived 8 seconds later. One of the server's most invested players lost their run not to a boss, not to a rival, but to gravity — and a momentary lapse of judgment somewhere along an edge they'd probably climbed a hundred times before.

Statistics

Stat	Value
Total Deaths	5
PvP Kills	0
By Bogged	1 (Hubert1096)
By Skeleton	1 (oxMysticShadowxo)
By Zombie	2 (ospectu, vsking2011)
By Fall	1 (sigges2340)
Fastest Death	vsking2011 (46 sec)
Longest Survival	sigges2340 (~37 hrs 22 min)
Total Advancements Earned	44