Event:Obituaries March 24

Six players fell on March 24, 2026, in a mob-driven day entirely free of PvP — zombies led the tally with three kills, skeletons claimed two more, and a lone creeper supplied the evening's most emotionally resonant exit. cosmicx101 headlined the day with a two-hour-plus session spanning 160 mob kills, 71 diamonds, and a genuine in-game friendship, before a creeper found them seconds after their companion said goodbye. Pink_is_amazing countered with arguably the fastest Nether run of the week — 13 advancements in 42 minutes — only to be shot down by a skeleton at the finish line.

Death Toll

#	Time (EST)	Player	Cause of Death	Playtime	Advancements
1	8:59 PM	cosmicx101	Blown up by Creeper	~2 hrs 16 min	18
2	10:14 PM	CrisisAct	Slain by Zombie	~24 min	7
3	4:11 AM	komasei	Slain by Zombie	~4 min 41 sec	2
4	4:18 AM	MINU323	Shot by Skeleton (Bow)	~18 min 39 sec	7
5	5:10 AM	Kitoff	Slain by Zombie (Iron Sword)	~1 min 58 sec	1
6	12:13 PM	Pink_is_amazing	Shot by Skeleton (Bow)	~42 min 14 sec	13

Notable Deaths

cosmicx101 — "Helpo" (8:59 PM)

By any metric, cosmicx101 had a run worth mourning. Over roughly 2 hrs 16 min of playtime they dispatched 160 mobs, mined 71 diamonds, and collected 18 advancements — including [Isn't It Iron Pick], [Ice Bucket Challenge], [We Need to Go Deeper], and [Best Friends Forever], that last one suggesting they took time along the way to tame a companion. Their final evening was one of the more charming on record: they spent the better part of it visiting greenguyA's island base, trading beef for pork, handing over a diamond as a gift, and admiring the architecture.

"great house bro"— cosmicx101

"ty"— greenguyA

"built it from tutorial but im not that good at building"— greenguyA

The visit wound down warmly. cosmicx101 earned [A Seedy Place] at 8:57 PM and [Sweet Dreams] at 8:53 PM — the picture of a player settling into their world. greenguyA had already started saying their goodbyes:

"i gtg now byeeeee fellow friend :)"— greenguyA

At 8:58:44 PM, cosmicx101 sent one final message:

"helpo"— cosmicx101

The creeper connected at 8:59 PM. greenguyA, still online, caught the death notification and reacted immediately — "noooooo" — then spent the next two minutes calling for assistance that could not come.

"pls revive"— greenguyA

cosmicx101 attempted to reconnect at 9:01 PM:

Attempt	Time (EST)	Duration	Result
1	9:01 PM	10 sec	Banned (Game Over)

MINU323 — Diamond Dreams, Skeleton Reality (4:18 AM)

MINU323's first message upon joining was a question that set the tone perfectly:

"ｗｈｙ ａｍ ｉ ｉｎ ｈａｒｄｃｏｒｅ？？"— MINU323

Whatever the answer, they adapted quickly — perhaps too quickly. Within four minutes of their second session beginning, MINU323 had earned [Stone Age], [Getting an Upgrade], [Diamonds!], and [Cover Me with Diamonds] in rapid succession. Four advancements, four minutes, diamonds in hand. Impressive. Unfortunately, their six total mob kills — three sheep, two chickens, one tropical fish — suggest the diamonds never made it into armor. A skeleton found them at 4:18 AM, 18 min 39 sec into a run that had started with such efficient promise. They earned the diamonds. They just didn't live to wear them.

Kitoff — The Iron Sword (5:10 AM)

Kitoff lasted 1 min 58 sec. They earned [Adventure] — which requires only joining the server — logged zero mob kills, crafted nothing, and were dead before 5:12 AM. The detail worth preserving: the zombie that killed them was carrying an Iron Sword. Kitoff arrived unarmed; their killer was not. The ledger speaks for itself.

Pink_is_amazing — Forty-Two Minutes, Thirteen Advancements (12:13 PM)

Pink_is_amazing opened their session at approximately 11:31 AM and did not slow down. The first three minutes alone produced [Stone Age], [Getting an Upgrade], [Acquire Hardware], and [Isn't It Iron Pick]. [Diamonds!] fell at 11:39 AM. [Ice Bucket Challenge] at 11:50 AM. [We Need to Go Deeper] at 11:57 AM. They were through the Nether portal in under half an hour.

At 11:51 AM, mid-sprint, Pink_is_amazing paused for a brief exchange with Snowcicle_:

"buh"— Snowcicle_

"guh"— Pink_is_amazing

"duh"— Snowcicle_

"dead people am i right"— Pink_is_amazing

"yuh"— Snowcicle_

Reader, she was about to be.

[Monster Hunter] arrived at 12:10 PM. [Sweet Dreams] at 12:13 PM — and then, almost simultaneously, a skeleton's arrow. 549 blocks mined, 12 mob kills, 13 advancements in 42 min 14 sec. Pink_is_amazing accomplished in one session what many players spend multiple runs attempting. The skeleton had no appreciation for the achievement.

Statistics

Stat	Value
Total Deaths	6
PvP Kills	0
By Zombie	3 (CrisisAct, komasei, Kitoff)
By Skeleton	2 (MINU323, Pink_is_amazing)
By Creeper	1 (cosmicx101)
Fastest Death	Kitoff (~1 min 58 sec)
Longest Survival	cosmicx101 (~2 hrs 16 min)
Total Advancements Earned	48