Event:Obituaries March 25

March 25, 2026 was a mercifully quiet day on Xandaris — just one death, one lesson, and a story that could only happen here. Frendo420 joined the server, said hello, slew a zombie, and was immediately slain by a different zombie, all within two and a half minutes. The zombie did not say hello first.

Death Toll

#	Time (EST)	Player	Cause of Death	Playtime	Advancements
1	2:26 PM	Frendo420	Slain by a Zombie	~2 min 20 sec	3

Notable Deaths

Frendo420 — Killed by the Monster He Hunted (2:26 PM)

Frendo420 logged into Xandaris for the first time on the afternoon of March 25th and wasted no time introducing themselves.

"hello"— Frendo420

It would be their only message. Within roughly a minute of that greeting, Frendo420 had punched their first tree (earning [Minecraft]), triggered the [Adventure] advancement, and — in a feat of early aggression that deserves some acknowledgment — killed a zombie, claiming the [Monster Hunter] advancement at 2:25 PM.

The zombie community responded at 2:26 PM. A second zombie, apparently aware of what had just happened to its colleague, slew Frendo420 on the spot. Total playtime: 2 minutes 20 seconds. Total advancements: 3. The irony of dying to the exact mob type you just earned an advancement for hunting is, frankly, a Xandaris classic.

Frendo420 was banned from the server at 19:27:04 UTC, as is customary.

Statistics

Stat	Value
Total Deaths	1
PvP Kills	0
By Zombie	1 (Frendo420)
Fastest Death	Frendo420 (~2 min 20 sec)
Longest Survival	Frendo420 (~2 min 20 sec)
First-Time Players	1 of 1
Total Advancements Earned	3