Player:BurritoSupBeing
BurritoSupBeing is widely considered the most accomplished player on Xandaris who has died. He reached full diamond armor, explored the Nether extensively, completed multiple challenge-tier advancements, and played marathon sessions — only to be killed by an Enderman that was camping his logout spot. He logged in and was dead within 6 seconds.
Overview
| BurritoSupBeing | |
|---|---|
| Status | Dead |
| First Join | February 17, 2026 |
| Deaths | 1 |
| Killed By | Enderman (6 seconds after login) |
| Advancements | 13+ |
| Play Time | ~15+ hours (estimated across sessions) |
| Spawn Point | 4585, 73, 1943 |
Rise
BurritoSupBeing joined at 16:35 on February 17 and quickly established himself as a serious player. Over multiple sessions — including a marathon 10+ hour session (20:35 to 04:18) — he blazed through advancements at an incredible pace:
- Stone Age → Getting an Upgrade → Monster Hunter (first session)
- Acquire Hardware → Sweet Dreams → Diamonds! → Isn't It Iron Pick (second session)
- Suit Up → Cover Me with Diamonds — full diamond armor
- We Need to Go Deeper — entered the Nether
- Hot Tourist Destinations — visited all Nether biomes (Challenge!)
- Subspace Bubble — traveled 7km in the Nether (Challenge!)
- Country Lode, Take Me Home / Light as a Rabbit
- Ice Bucket Challenge / Hot Stuff
He was being actively monitored by admins — samboyd and Kitten9337 both teleported to watch him play on multiple occasions. When samboyd checked his inventory, BurritoSupBeing simply said "i'm good thanks."
Fall
At 19:31 on February 18, BurritoSupBeing logged back into the server at coordinates 25827, 92, 56200. An Enderman was waiting at his logout location.
He was dead within 6 seconds.
"BurritoSupBeing was slain by Enderman"
The Enderman had apparently spawned or wandered to his exact logout position while he was offline, creating a death trap he had no way to avoid. He never saw it coming.
BurritoSupBeing has not been unbanned. He remains one of the most tragic losses in Xandaris history — a player at the peak of his power, killed by pure bad luck before he could even move.
Notable Advancements
BurritoSupBeing earned at least 13 advancements, including two challenge-tier completions:
- Hot Tourist Destinations — Explored all Nether biomes (Challenge)
- Subspace Bubble — Traveled 7km through the Nether (Challenge)
- Cover Me with Diamonds — Full diamond armor set
He is one of only a handful of players to legitimately complete challenge-tier advancements.
Trivia
- Connected from different IP addresses each session — likely using a VPN.
- Played a continuous 10+ hour session overnight.
- Was the server's most-watched player — admins teleported to spectate him multiple times.
- His 6-second death is the fastest login-to-death on the server (excluding spawn glitches).
- Reacted to other players' deaths with the classic "rip" and "f" in chat.
- Said "howdy" to EEgan — his only real social interaction in logs.
- Despite being one of the best players, has never been unbanned.