Event:Obituaries March 19

March 19, 2026 claimed six players across a largely quiet day on Xandaris, with no PvP bloodshed — just an unforgiving world doing what it does best. Two skeletons led the kill count, a pair of watery ends rounded out the roster, and one ill-fated climber discovered the hard way that what goes up must come down. The day's undisputed standout was Mamih213, who blazed through ten advancements — diamond armor, mob kills, and a Nether portal run — in just over fourteen minutes before a skeleton ended it all.

Death Toll

#	Time (EST)	Player	Cause of Death	Playtime	Advancements
1	12:02 AM	Dragloncon	Blown up by a Creeper	2 min 0 sec	2
2	12:37 AM	slothy1nplayz	Drowned	~3 min 19 sec	0
3	7:54 AM	MauiPanther	Shot by a Skeleton	~7 min 44 sec	1
4	10:30 AM	ShadyPOPCAT	Fell from a high place	~15 min 23 sec	5
5	12:22 PM	Mamih213	Shot by a Skeleton	~14 min 15 sec	10
6	1:12 PM	Monkey_Boy12	Slain by a Drowned	~4 min 8 sec	5

Notable Deaths

Dragloncon — Creeper'd Before the Crafting Was Done (12:02 AM)

Two minutes. That is all Dragloncon had — and somehow they spent it crafting thirty-six items and mining thirteen blocks before a Creeper rendered all of it moot at 12:02 AM. Whether they were impressively efficient or simply too busy at the crafting table to notice the hissing is a matter of interpretation. Two advancements and a crater were all that remained.

slothy1nplayz — A Brief Hello (12:37 AM)

slothy1nplayz had time for exactly one message before the world closed in.

"hi <<<"— slothy1nplayz

Three minutes and nineteen seconds after logging on, they had drowned — zero advancements, four blocks mined, and a wave that nobody on the server got to return. The water had the last word.

MauiPanther — Four Chances, One Skeleton (7:54 AM)

MauiPanther's run was less a survival story than an extended negotiation with a skeleton across four separate sessions stretched over roughly ninety minutes of real time. They logged in, assessed the situation, retreated, came back — and on the fourth attempt, the skeleton closed the deal in just 51 seconds.

Session	Duration	Outcome
1	19 sec	Logged off
2	~1 min 14 sec	Logged off
3	48 sec	Logged off
4	51 sec	Game Over

Thirty-one blocks mined across those attempts, and a single [Adventure] advancement to show for it all. The skeleton simply had more patience.

ShadyPOPCAT — A Fall From Grace (10:30 AM)

ShadyPOPCAT was something of a veteran by March 19 standards. Their first sessions came the previous evening, during which they earned [Stone Age]. They returned the following morning with purpose: five animals fell to their hand (two chickens, two pigs, a cow), 148 blocks were mined, and at 10:21 AM they claimed [Getting an Upgrade], rounding out five total advancements and putting iron tools in their inventory.

Then they fell from a high place.

Five advancements, a morning's work, iron gear, and a multi-day survival story — all erased in a single bad step. Gravity is not impressed by accomplishments.

Mamih213 — Fourteen Minutes of Everything (12:22 PM)

Mamih213 played the best single run of the day, and it wasn't particularly close. In fourteen minutes they assembled an entire early-game résumé:

• 12:14 PM — [Stone Age], [Getting an Upgrade]
• 12:16 PM — [Cover Me with Diamonds], [Monster Hunter]
• 12:17 PM — [Acquire Hardware]
• 12:20 PM — [We Need to Go Deeper]

Ten advancements. Diamond armor. A Nether portal. Nine mob kills including a wolf pack of four and two zombie villagers. All of it in the span of a lunch break. And then, at 12:22 PM, a skeleton shot them.

"F"— Rohiov

Rohiov's tribute was well-earned. Mamih213's run didn't end to some grand trap or fearsome boss — it ended to a routine arrow from a routine skeleton. That might be the most Xandaris ending of all.

Monkey_Boy12 — Five Advancements, Four Minutes (1:12 PM)

Monkey_Boy12 matched ShadyPOPCAT's five-advancement total while operating on a quarter of the time. [Stone Age] and [Getting an Upgrade] both fell at the 1:10 PM mark, just two minutes into their only session. A Drowned ended the run at 1:12 PM — 53 blocks mined, 44 items crafted, zero mob kills. They built fast and moved fast, straight into whatever body of water was hiding that Drowned.

"F"— Rohiov

Rohiov was on hand again. Some days that's the most you can ask for.

Statistics

Stat	Value
Total Deaths	6
PvP Kills	0
By Skeleton	2 (MauiPanther, Mamih213)
By Drowned (mob)	1 (Monkey_Boy12)
By Drowning	1 (slothy1nplayz)
By Creeper	1 (Dragloncon)
By Fall	1 (ShadyPOPCAT)
Fastest Death	Dragloncon (2 min 0 sec)
Longest Survival	ShadyPOPCAT (~15 min 23 sec)
First-Time Players	6 of 6
Total Advancements Earned	23