Event:Obituaries March 2

March 2, 2026 claimed seven players across a split day of quiet mornings and lively evenings, with no PvP and seventy-seven total advancements earned on the way out. Spiders doubled up before noon, taking down both Ch1ll_G0AT and ItItAdam23 in the AM hours. The defining loss of the day came in the early evening, when WalkZDog's twelve-hour, thirty-advancement run disappeared into the End void — touching off a brief and unsuccessful community rescue debate before the ban was confirmed. The server went quiet by eleven.

Death Toll

#	Time (EST)	Player	Cause of Death	Playtime	Advancements
1	6:56 AM	Ch1ll_G0AT	Slain by Spider	2 min 54 sec	2
2	9:51 AM	ItItAdam23	Slain by Spider	~1 hr 11 min	17
3	10:17 AM	Kajsa59	Fell from a high place	~4 min 22 sec	0
4	6:25 PM	WalkZDog	Fell into the void	~12 hrs 45 min	30
5	7:38 PM	muntiiATlinux	Slain by Enderman	~1 hr 45 min	14
6	9:55 PM	Clariseeee	Drowned	~40 min	9
7	10:11 PM	MildlyMoistMud	Shot by Skeleton	~8 min 54 sec	5

Notable Deaths

Ch1ll_G0AT — Struck by Fate, Felled by a Spider (6:56 AM)

In a run lasting all of two minutes and fifty-four seconds, Ch1ll_G0AT managed to earn the [Surge Protector] advancement before a spider cut the session short. Whatever Ch1ll_G0AT survived to earn that particular achievement, a spider was evidently unimpressed. Fastest death of the day, second only in absurdity to the advancement that preceded it.

ItItAdam23 — Thirty-Four Down, One to Go (9:51 AM)

ItItAdam23 assembled one of the stronger single-session records of the day — 17 advancements across roughly an hour and eleven minutes of play. The progression read like a textbook run: [Stone Age] into iron into [Diamonds!] at 9:10 AM, then onward to trial chambers where [Minecraft: Trial(s) Edition], [Under Lock and Key], [Take Aim], [Wax Off], and [Lighten Up] followed in quick succession. Eight diamonds mined. A hundred and four mob kills, including thirty skeletons and thirty-four spiders.

"good luck dont die"— JimmyyJohn

ItItAdam23 had one question before things went quiet:

"how do people usually get into teams"— ItItAdam23

Thirty-five minutes after JimmyyJohn's optimistic send-off, the thirty-fifth spider answered it. After hunting down three dozen of its kind, ItItAdam23 was killed by the one that hunted back. The ban was logged at 9:51 AM.

muntiiATlinux — Where Is the Hardcore? (7:38 PM)

muntiiATlinux arrived in the evening with a pointed question:

"where is the hardcore?"— muntiiATlinux

One hour and forty-five minutes and 14 advancements later, an enderman provided a thorough answer. muntiiATlinux made it to the Nether, collecting [Hot Tourist Destinations], [Ice Bucket Challenge], and [We Need to Go Deeper] alongside a full iron kit, a bow, and ninety-four mob kills along the way. [Take Aim] dropped at 7:23 PM — fifteen minutes before the fatal encounter with an enderman they had apparently been provoking all run. Their eleven previous enderman kills suggested confidence in the matchup. The twelfth disagreed.

The server's verdict was swift:

"f"— samboyd

"he had a good run"— samboyd

MildlyMoistMud — Please Internet Be Nice (10:11 PM)

MildlyMoistMud fought their connection before a single mob appeared on screen.

Session	In	Out	Duration
1	9:29 PM	9:30 PM	36 sec
2	9:30 PM	9:31 PM	35 sec
3	10:03 PM	10:11 PM	7 min 42 sec (Game Over)

Two quick disconnects in under two minutes, then a thirty-minute gap before the third attempt held. When it did, the hope was palpable:

"plz internet be nice"— MildlyMoistMud

Moments later:

"oml im here"— MildlyMoistMud

They were. For seven minutes and forty-two seconds. In that window they killed ten mobs — seven chickens, two cows, one pig — earned five advancements including [Stone Age] and [Getting an Upgrade], and were then shot by a skeleton with a bow. The server's eulogy:

"nooooooooooooooooooooooooo"— Lkgye

Eight minutes and fifty-four seconds of actual play across three attempts. The internet was not, in the end, nice.

WalkZDog — Into the Void (6:25 PM)

Main article: Player:WalkZDog

WalkZDog had built something. ~12 hrs 45 min. 30 advancements. Four hundred sixty-eight mob kills, two hundred sixty of them endermen. [Cover Me in Debris]. [Hero of the Village]. [Sky's the Limit]. [The End]. [Postmortem]. The kind of résumé that takes most players multiple lifetimes — two villager trades, nearly five and a half thousand blocks mined, and a gear loadout substantial enough that JimmyyJohn was already mentally tallying the loss.

At 6:25 PM, WalkZDog logged in for the final time. The session lasted five seconds.

"walker is in the void again"— JimmyyJohn

"yo our boy just fell out of the world"— Lkgye

The community response was immediate and practically-minded. JimmyyJohn inquired about teleportation options. Lkgye offered to pay, in-game. The debate over what three elytras and a full kit were worth occupied several minutes of chat. The consensus — articulated repeatedly, in various ways — was that none of it mattered at this depth. There was no rescue coming.

"this is a time of grief"— JimmyyJohn

"my bestest of all friend"— JimmyyJohn

The ban was logged at 6:25 PM. What WalkZDog built over nearly thirteen hours stays in the record. What they carried into the void stays there.

Statistics

Stat	Value
Total Deaths	7
PvP Kills	0
By Spider	2 (Ch1ll_G0AT, ItItAdam23)
By Enderman	1 (muntiiATlinux)
By Skeleton	1 (MildlyMoistMud)
By Drowning	1 (Clariseeee)
By Fall	1 (Kajsa59)
By Void	1 (WalkZDog)
Fastest Death	Ch1ll_G0AT (2 min 54 sec)
Longest Survival	WalkZDog (~12 hrs 45 min)
First-Time Players	4 of 7 (confirmed)
Total Advancements Earned	77