Player:TeeKayYo

TeeKayYo
Status	Dead (deathbanned)
First Join	March 3, 2026
Deaths	1
Killed By	JimmyyJohn (PvP — consensual)
Death Message	TeeKayYo was slain by JimmyyJohn somehow using [Yolo]
Total Play Time	6 min 31 sec
Total Mob Kills	0
Associated With	none

TeeKayYo joined the Xandaris server on March 3, 2026, asked if it was anarchy, asked if hacks were allowed, and — upon learning the answer was no to both — volunteered for his own execution. He gave JimmyyJohn his coordinates, chose the mace as his weapon, and died six minutes after joining. It was the server's first fully consensual PvP death.

History

TeeKayYo logged in at 4:51 PM EST with a single question:

"anarchy?"— TeeKayYo

When told it was hardcore, he pivoted:

"no hacks? booooooo"— TeeKayYo

Within a minute he had made his decision. He broadcast his own coordinates in public chat and offered himself as a free kill:

"15,-1172 if you want free kill"— TeeKayYo

"but before you kill lemme do the funny"— TeeKayYo

JimmyyJohn flew in on his elytra. TeeKayYo asked for a specific weapon:

"you got a crystal?"— TeeKayYo

"mace"— TeeKayYo

When asked if he was sure:

"sure why not"— TeeKayYo

The mace [Yolo] came down. TeeKayYo earned four advancements — [Stone Age], [Adventure], [Husbandry], [Minecraft] — and zero diamonds, zero mob kills, and ten blocks mined across his entire six-minute existence. He never built, never fought, never explored. He saw the mace.

Stats

Stat	Value
Play Time	6 min 31 sec
Deaths	1 (PvP — consensual)
Mob Kills	0
Blocks Mined	10
Items Crafted	19
Advancements	4
Killed By	JimmyyJohn using [Yolo]

Trivia

• First fully consensual PvP death on the server.
• He is the only player to broadcast their own coordinates for the purpose of being killed.
• He chose the mace specifically, rejecting a crystal.
• He said he wanted to "do a funny" before dying but there is no record of what the funny was.
• Zero mob kills — the only player killed by JimmyyJohn who never fought anything.