Editing Player:TeeKayYo (section)

== History ==

TeeKayYo logged in at 4:51 PM EST with a single question:

{{quote|anarchy?|TeeKayYo}}

When told it was hardcore, he pivoted:

{{quote|no hacks? booooooo|TeeKayYo}}

Within a minute he had made his decision. He broadcast his own coordinates in public chat and offered himself as a free kill:

{{quote|15,-1172 if you want free kill|TeeKayYo}}
{{quote|but before you kill lemme do the funny|TeeKayYo}}

[[Player:JimmyyJohn|JimmyyJohn]] flew in on his elytra. TeeKayYo asked for a specific weapon:

{{quote|you got a crystal?|TeeKayYo}}
{{quote|mace|TeeKayYo}}

When asked if he was sure:

{{quote|sure why not|TeeKayYo}}

The mace ''[[Item:Yolo|&#91;Yolo&#93;]]'' came down. TeeKayYo earned four advancements — '''[Stone Age]''', '''[Adventure]''', '''[Husbandry]''', '''[Minecraft]''' — and zero diamonds, zero mob kills, and ten blocks mined across his entire six-minute existence. He never built, never fought, never explored. He saw the mace.