Editing Event:Obituaries March 6 (section)

=== ramminn & HappyJaeyun — The Team That Never Was (11:45 AM / 11:51 AM) ===

At 11:44 AM, two new players found each other in chat and immediately began the time-honored Xandaris tradition of asking whether it was hardcore.

{{quote|hardcore?|ramminn}}
{{quote|yea|HappyJaeyun}}
{{quote|wanna team?|HappyJaeyun}}

The team formed approximately one minute before it dissolved. ramminn was killed by a Zombie at 11:45 AM, having survived a total of **26 seconds** — never mining a block, never crafting an item.

{{quote|fcuk im dead|ramminn}}
{{quote|oh|HappyJaeyun}}

HappyJaeyun pressed on alone and, to their credit, made something of the situation. In the **10 minutes 40 seconds** before a Zombie caught up with them at 11:51 AM, HappyJaeyun had earned **9 advancements** — including '''[Monster Hunter]''', '''[Not Today, Thank You]''', '''[Sweet Dreams]''', and '''[Acquire Hardware]''' — and racked up 15 mob kills (notably eight sheep, suggesting a dedicated food-gathering strategy). The solo run outlasted the partnership by nearly ten minutes.