Editing Event:Obituaries March 19 (section)

=== Mamih213 — Fourteen Minutes of Everything (12:22 PM) ===

[[Player:Mamih213|Mamih213]] played the best single run of the day, and it wasn't particularly close. In fourteen minutes they assembled an entire early-game résumé:

* 12:14 PM — '''[Stone Age]''', '''[Getting an Upgrade]'''
* 12:16 PM — '''[Cover Me with Diamonds]''', '''[Monster Hunter]'''
* 12:17 PM — '''[Acquire Hardware]'''
* 12:20 PM — '''[We Need to Go Deeper]'''

Ten advancements. Diamond armor. A Nether portal. Nine mob kills including a wolf pack of four and two zombie villagers. All of it in the span of a lunch break. And then, at 12:22 PM, a skeleton shot them.

{{quote|F|Rohiov}}

[[Player:Rohiov|Rohiov]]'s tribute was well-earned. Mamih213's run didn't end to some grand trap or fearsome boss — it ended to a routine arrow from a routine skeleton. That might be the most Xandaris ending of all.