Player:Kitten9337

Kitten9337
Status	Dead (pardoned) (second pardon; barely active)
First Join	February 17, 2026
Role	Former Operator (x2)
Deaths	5 (4 while OP, 1 hardcore)
Banned	February 19, 2026
Player Kills	~6 (via /tp @a)
Advancements	22

Kitten9337 was the most chaotic operator in the history of Xandaris. Given admin access by samboyd early in the server's life, Kitten abused his privileges relentlessly — teleporting to players uninvited, switching between creative and survival mode, spawning mobs, crafting custom items with command blocks, and ultimately killing half the server with a mistyped teleport command. He leaked base coordinates to the enemy, scammed players, and was permanently banned on February 19, 2026.

Overview

Kitten9337 logged in 42 times over three days. He was first granted operator status via RCON within minutes of his first join, deoped after the /tp @a incident, somehow regained OP a second time, and was deoped again when samboyd caught him. He died five times total — four while in creative/survival cycling on Day 1 (fell from a high place, burned by a Zombie, slain by a Zombie, blown up by a Creeper) and once in hardcore on Day 2, after which samboyd pardoned him.

The /tp @a Incident

The defining moment of Kitten9337's time on the server came during an evening session when he attempted to teleport himself to world spawn. He typed /tp @a 0 ~ 0 instead of /tp @s 0 ~ 0 — teleporting every online player (6 entities) to coordinates 0, 0 simultaneously.

Multiple players died on impact. samboyd responded by deoping Kitten immediately. Kitten later explained the accident to PluckedHorseHair:

"10 mins as a normal player but i used to be an admin but i accidently killed half the srver by typing /tp @a instead of @s"

And again in public chat:

"basically i killed half the server because i was trying to my self to 0 0 but i accidently typed /tp @a instead of /tp @s cuz they next to eachother on the keyboard"

Leaking Coordinates

After being deoped, Kitten immediately switched allegiance. He teamed up with PluckedHorseHair — the server's most wanted player — and leaked vphlIo's base coordinates directly:

"[coordinates redacted]"— Kitten9337 to PluckedHorseHair

He told PluckedHorseHair he had obtained the coords from Replay Mod recordings. The two began planning a raid:

"we have to kill vph. he tried to kill me earlier, for no reason... he has full enchant netherite armor tho. we dont have enough stuff to kill him"— PluckedHorseHair

"IK WHERE HE IS... brb lemme chek replay... i got the coords of his base and teamates base. they are chill with me so i can trap em"— Kitten9337

PluckedHorseHair gave Kitten enchanted gear including a Protection IV Mending diamond helmet (with Curse of Binding). The two planned to use a Nether portal at vphlIo's base for access. Meanwhile, Kitten was simultaneously messaging vphlIo to check on him: "yo... how ya doing".

The next day, Kitten rejoined samboyd's team — sharing the very base coordinates he had leaked — and acted as if nothing happened.

The Blade of Steel

Using command blocks he placed at coordinates far from spawn (-500000, 98, 499999), Kitten9337 created a custom weapon called the Blade of Steel — a sword with a gradient-colored name and Sharpness V enchantment. He cycled between creative and survival mode over 40 times during his sessions, also creating items labeled "idk" and spawning Zombie and Creeper mobs.

"[@: Gave 1 [<gradient:#525252:#6C6C6C:#A3A3A3>Blade of Steel] to Kitten9337]"

He asked samboyd to go into survival to test the weapon's damage, framing it as showing "an example of a custom weapon."

Double Agent

Kitten9337 played every side. On Day 1, he reported PluckedHorseHair's suspicious inventory (17 Notch Apples, hidden Netherite) to samboyd. That same evening, he teamed with PluckedHorseHair and leaked base coords to him.

On Day 2, he rejoined samboyd's team at the mushroom base. samboyd warned him:

"we def wanna keep this place secret... we dont want to move again and our last base got griefed"— samboyd

Kitten agreed — having already given the enemy everything they needed.

When PluckedHorseHair was eventually killed by vphlIo, Kitten defended him in Discord:

"U tried to kill horse hair. He was innocent."— Kitten9337 (replying to vphlIo)

"He was chill... I want to at least give him a burial"

The Ender Chest Trick

Kitten attempted to scam Molsaac by convincing him to place all his valuables in an ender chest — calling it a "magic trick":

"just put all ur gear in the endercesht and dig into a hole... so u dont die... than take it out when i say"— Kitten9337

When Molsaac grew suspicious and asked if Kitten was friends with Asa_Akiraa (whose base Molsaac had raided), Kitten deflected: "W... i was going to lol." The trick failed — Kitten told Molsaac to take his items back, claiming "the thing didnt work."

How He Got OP (Twice)

Kitten was first opped via RCON within 3 minutes of his first login. After the /tp @a incident, samboyd deoped him. But on Day 2, Kitten somehow had OP again. samboyd confronted him:

"how did you get OP....?"— samboyd

"idk i just got it... i was playing mining wood and i saw the /admin spy thing"— Kitten9337

"lion said he didnt, he only has OP cuz hes looking for cheaters"— samboyd

Kitten claimed "u removed my perms for the console remember?" — revealing he had previously had access to the server console. After his hardcore death on Day 2, he also mentioned "unbanning myself by changing the world file" — suggesting knowledge of how to edit server files directly.

samboyd deoped him a second time. The next day, Kitten was permanently banned.

The Ban

On February 19, 2026, Kitten9337 was permanently banned by a server operator. His ender chest — containing Diamond Leggings (Protection III, Curse of Vanishing) and a damaged Diamond Chestplate (Protection I) — was subsequently looted by vphlIo.

His ban entry reads: Banned by an operator. Expires: forever.

The Second Pardon

Kitten9337 was pardoned a second time by samboyd and logged back into the server. He immediately declared "the admin base is fire."

He then attempted to impersonate samboyd using the nickname system, trying a series of increasingly creative variations:

• /nick set samboyd
• /nick set [OWNER]Samboyd
• /nick set Owner_samboyd

samboyd responded by setting Kitten's nickname to samboyd_biggest_fan.

Kitten also had a private conversation with trippatripoloski about whether other players on the server were bots.

His sessions since the second pardon have been extremely brief — lasting anywhere from 30 seconds to a few minutes — and he remains barely active.

Trivia

• Teleported to nearly every player on the server during his OP tenure, including samboyd, lionclad_, BurritoSupBeing, Legosheep9000, TheDemonDragon27, chickenfiesta, Asa_Akiraa, and gugubi1989.
• Was kicked by samboyd for playing /playsound minecraft:entity.creeper.primed near lionclad_ nine times.
• Summoned lightning bolts three times and multiple Creepers near spawn while in creative mode.
• Described his admin group as having "stalking chicken parties" while spectating other players.
• Proposed making YouTube Shorts to advertise the server — one of the few genuinely constructive ideas he had.
• Suggested to samboyd: "we could try doing something like the story of a new player."
• Tried to set his nickname to "[Dev]Kitten9337!" with elaborate JSON formatting.
• Teamed with a player named razrxcz and coordinated PvP kills.
• His PluckedHorseHair alliance included the exchange: "ru an evil femboy or a good femboy" (PluckedHorseHair's icebreaker).
• Visited 35 biomes but never completed the Adventuring Time challenge.
• After his second pardon, his first instinct was to try impersonating samboyd via the nickname system.

Stats

Stat	Value
Play Time	8.8 hours
Deaths	5
Mob Kills	192
Distance Traveled	19.1 km
Top Block Mined	891 stone, 167 coal ore
Items Crafted	1,472 wheat, 439 copper ingots
Top Mobs Killed	74 zombies, 34 mooshrooms
Top Tool	Diamond pickaxe (1,344 uses)
Debug Stick Uses	163
Killed By	Zombies (x2), Player, Creeper, Fall