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'''March 1, 2026''' claimed '''6 players''' on Xandaris — the quietest day in a week, but no less cruel. Skeletons continued their reign as the server's top killer, taking three more victims. Two of those died '''9 seconds apart''' in completely different locations, both having just typed pleas for a teammate that went unanswered.
'''March 1, 2026''' claimed '''12 players''' on Xandaris — and produced the server's '''seventh PvP kill''' when [[Player:JimmyyJohn|JimmyyJohn]] lured [[Player:jacncaldad12|jacncaldad12]] to his death with a mace named ''[[Item:Yolo|[Yolo]]]''. The day also saw [[Player:cheesemaster774|cheesemaster774]] join, complete 220 villager trades, enter The End, and die to a Stray — all in 4.3 hours — before returning on an alt and trading even more.


The fastest death of the day — '''19 seconds''' — belonged to steve0984, who tried to rejoin five times in 23 seconds before accepting the deathban screen was permanent. The most unusual entry was Tanker5girl, who was playing '''two accounts simultaneously''' and lost one to a Creeper underground.
Skeletons and falls split the day's kills evenly. Two players — [[Player:EVIL NEXUS|EVIL_NEXUS]] and [[Player:Hopefullbadger|Hopefullbadger]] — died '''9 seconds apart''' in different locations, both having just typed pleas for a teammate that went unanswered. [[Player:Wraith2345|Wraith2345]] crafted full diamond gear in 23 minutes before being swarmed by zombies underground. And [[Player:Gregor0240|Gregor0240]] died to a Creeper '''99,411 blocks from spawn''' — the farthest anyone has ever died from the world origin.


== Death Toll ==
== Death Toll ==
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! # !! Time (EST) !! Player !! Cause of Death !! Playtime !! Advancements
! # !! Time (EST) !! Player !! Cause of Death !! Playtime !! Advancements
|-
|-
| 1 || 12:28 AM || EVIL_NEXUS || Shot by Skeleton || ~9 min || 5
| 1 || 12:28 AM || [[Player:EVIL NEXUS|EVIL_NEXUS]] || Shot by Skeleton || ~9 min || 5
|-
|-
| 2 || 12:28 AM || Hopefullbadger || Shot by Skeleton || ~7 min 30 sec || 3
| 2 || 12:28 AM || [[Player:Hopefullbadger|Hopefullbadger]] || Shot by Skeleton || ~7 min 30 sec || 3
|-
|-
| 3 || 2:51 AM || Tanker5girl || Blown up by Creeper || ~43 min || 3
| 3 || 2:51 AM || [[Player:Tanker5girl|Tanker5girl]] || Blown up by Creeper || ~43 min || 3
|-
|-
| 4 || 7:07 AM || steve0984 || Slain by Spider || '''19 sec''' || 0
| 4 || 7:07 AM || [[Player:steve0984|steve0984]] || Slain by Spider || '''19 sec''' || 0
|-
|-
| 5 || 9:20 AM || IvanLenc || Ganged up on by Skeletons || ~12 min || 2
| 5 || 9:20 AM || [[Player:IvanLenc|IvanLenc]] || Ganged up on by Skeletons || ~12 min || 2
|-
|-
| 6 || 10:14 AM || CDRGreen15 || Fell from a high place || 1 min 21 sec || 0
| 6 || 10:14 AM || [[Player:CDRGreen15|CDRGreen15]] || Fell from a high place || 1 min 21 sec || 0
|-
| 7 || 12:32 PM || [[Player:Virababb|Virababb]] || Slain by Zombie || ~3 min || 0
|-
| 8 || 2:18 PM || [[Player:Icytaze|Icytaze]] || Fell from a high place || ~36 min || 4
|-
| 9 || 2:56 PM || [[Player:Wraith2345|Wraith2345]] || Swarmed by Zombies || ~54 min || 7
|-
| 10 || 3:31 PM || [[Player:Gregor0240|Gregor0240]] || Blown up by Creeper || ~8 min || 2
|-
| 11 || 3:34 PM || [[Player:cheesemaster774|cheesemaster774]] || Shot by Stray || ~4 hrs 20 min || 10
|-
| 12 || 5:58 PM || [[Player:jacncaldad12|jacncaldad12]] || '''Slain by [[Player:JimmyyJohn|JimmyyJohn]]''' using [[Item:Yolo|[Yolo]]] || ~15 min || 2
|}
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Two strangers. Two Skeletons. Nine seconds.
Two strangers. Two Skeletons. Nine seconds.


'''EVIL_NEXUS''' joined and speedran the early game — earning '''[Diamonds!]''' in under 7 minutes, one of the fastest diamond acquisitions on record. But gear wasn't the problem. Teammates were:
'''[[Player:EVIL NEXUS|EVIL_NEXUS]]''' joined and speedran the early game — earning '''[Diamonds!]''' in under 7 minutes, one of the fastest diamond acquisitions on record. But gear wasn't the problem. Teammates were:


{{quote|can i team up with someone im lt4 in mace and in sword|EVIL_NEXUS}}
{{quote|can i team up with someone im lt4 in mace and in sword|EVIL_NEXUS}}


1,400 blocks away, '''Hopefullbadger''' was making the same plea:
1,400 blocks away, '''[[Player:Hopefullbadger|Hopefullbadger]]''' was making the same plea:


{{quote|can i team up with someone|Hopefullbadger}}
{{quote|can i team up with someone|Hopefullbadger}}
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Neither got a response. Neither knew the other existed. At 12:28 AM, EVIL_NEXUS was shot by a Skeleton. Nine seconds later, Hopefullbadger was shot by a different Skeleton on the other side of the map. Both had just earned [Monster Hunter] — both had just proven they could fight. It wasn't enough.
Neither got a response. Neither knew the other existed. At 12:28 AM, EVIL_NEXUS was shot by a Skeleton. Nine seconds later, Hopefullbadger was shot by a different Skeleton on the other side of the map. Both had just earned [Monster Hunter] — both had just proven they could fight. It wasn't enough.
Hopefullbadger had it worse: connection issues kicked them twice in the first three minutes. They spent a third of their time on the server just trying to stay connected.


=== Tanker5girl — The Dual-Boxer (2:51 AM) ===
=== Tanker5girl — The Dual-Boxer (2:51 AM) ===


Tanker5girl wasn't alone — they were playing '''two accounts at once'''. AltDetector flagged them as sharing an IP with '''BuddhaMantis''', who joined 9 seconds earlier. The two accounts greeted each other in chat:
[[Player:Tanker5girl|Tanker5girl]] wasn't alone — they were playing '''two accounts at once'''. AltDetector flagged them as sharing an IP with '''BuddhaMantis''', who joined 9 seconds earlier. Both accounts progressed in parallel — earning stone tools, killing mobs, exploring caves. Tanker5girl had the longer session at 43 minutes, mining underground at Y:48 when a Creeper ended it. BuddhaMantis survived and logged off two minutes later.
 
{{quote|hello|Tanker5girl}}
 
{{quote|Howdy|BuddhaMantis}}
 
Both accounts progressed in parallel — earning stone tools, killing mobs, exploring caves. Tanker5girl had the longer session at 43 minutes, mining underground at Y:48 when a Creeper ended it. BuddhaMantis survived and logged off two minutes later. One player, two accounts, one casualty.


=== steve0984 — 19 Seconds (7:07 AM) ===
=== steve0984 — 19 Seconds (7:07 AM) ===


steve0984 lasted '''19 seconds'''. Spawned, walked 20 blocks, and was killed by a Spider on the surface. No chat. No advancements. No stone. No anything.
[[Player:steve0984|steve0984]] lasted '''19 seconds'''. Spawned, walked 20 blocks, and was killed by a Spider on the surface. No chat. No advancements. No stone.


Then came the reconnection attempts — five in 23 seconds:
Then came the reconnection attempts — five in 23 seconds:
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They never came back after that.
=== CDRGreen15 — "Hardcore Huh" (10:14 AM) ===
 
[[Player:CDRGreen15|CDRGreen15]] joined and assessed the situation:
 
{{quote|hardcore huh|CDRGreen15}}
 
Forty seconds later, they fell from a high place. Eighty-one seconds total.
 
=== Virababb — "Helo?" (12:32 PM) ===
 
[[Player:Virababb|Virababb]] joined and tried to make contact:
 
{{quote|sup|Virababb}}
 
{{quote|um|Virababb}}
 
{{quote|helo?|Virababb}}
 
No one responded. Three minutes later, a Zombie killed them.
 
=== Icytaze — "I Can Kill Zold?" (2:18 PM) ===
 
[[Player:Icytaze|Icytaze]] survived 36 minutes — long enough to earn 4 advancements and ask the question every new player eventually asks about the bots:
 
{{quote|i can kill zold?|Icytaze}}
 
He fell from a high place at Y:42 before getting an answer.
 
=== Wraith2345 — Full Diamond in 23 Minutes (2:56 PM) ===
 
[[Player:Wraith2345|Wraith2345]] was the most accomplished death of the day — and one of the fastest-gearing players in server history. He earned '''[Cover Me with Diamonds]''' just '''23 minutes''' after joining, crafting a full set of diamond armor. He earned 7 advancements total in under an hour.
 
It wasn't enough. At 54 minutes, deep underground, a swarm of Zombies overwhelmed him.
 
=== Gregor0240 — 99,411 Blocks from Spawn (3:31 PM) ===
 
[[Player:Gregor0240|Gregor0240]] has the distinction of dying farther from the world origin than any other player in server history — '''99,411 blocks''' from spawn. In just 8 minutes, he earned 2 advancements before a Creeper ended his run in what might be the most remote death on record.
 
=== cheesemaster774 — The Villager Trader (3:34 PM) ===
 
{{main|Player:cheesemaster774}}
 
[[Player:cheesemaster774|cheesemaster774]] had the longest and most productive session of anyone who died on March 1. In 4.3 hours, he completed '''220 villager trades''', mined '''441 lecterns''' cycling librarian trades, found 68 diamonds, entered The End, and earned 10 advancements. His obsession was enchanted books — he asked the server ''"wait is their no auto lecturn"'' when he realized there was no auto-lectern mechanic.
 
He died at Y:-13 to a Stray that stole his gear — including his elytra.
 
Seven minutes later, he was back on an alt account ('''Lkyge'''), already trying to buy a new elytra from [[Player:JimmyyJohn|JimmyyJohn]]: ''"sooo can i buy an elytra from u i can get u books if thats what u need."''
 
=== jacncaldad12 — The First Kill (5:58 PM) ===
 
{{main|Player:jacncaldad12}}
 
The day's final death was its most significant — the server's '''seventh PvP kill''' and [[Player:JimmyyJohn|JimmyyJohn]]'s first.
 
jacncaldad12 had been on the server about 15 minutes. He called JimmyyJohn ''"the goat"'' and asked for help. JimmyyJohn — privately messaging [[Player:cheesemaster774|Lkyge]] ''"im bout to kill this kid"'' and ''"my first blood"'' — flew to jacncaldad12's location near spawn and struck with his mace:
 
'''''jacncaldad12 was slain by JimmyyJohn somehow using [[Item:Yolo|[Yolo]]]'''''


=== CDRGreen15 — "Hardcore Huh" (10:14 AM) ===
JimmyyJohn's reaction was immediate regret:


CDRGreen15 joined and assessed the situation:
{{quote|im no better than vhplio|JimmyyJohn}}


{{quote|hello?|CDRGreen15}}
{{quote|im sorry.. it was for the lore|JimmyyJohn}}


{{quote|hardcore huh|CDRGreen15}}
{{quote|im not built for killing. i feel bof|JimmyyJohn}}


Forty seconds later, they fell from a high place. Eighty-one seconds total on the server. sigges2340 typed ''"f"'' seven seconds after the death — one of the fastest tributes in server history. cheesemaster774 and sigges2340 had both said hello. It didn't help.
He later apologized to samboyd and asked ''"pls dont tell people im untrustworthy."''


== Statistics ==
== Statistics ==
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! Stat !! Value
! Stat !! Value
|-
|-
| Total Deaths || 6
| Total Deaths || 12
|-
| PvP Kills || 1 (JimmyyJohn → jacncaldad12)
|-
| By Skeleton/Stray || 4 (EVIL_NEXUS, Hopefullbadger, IvanLenc, cheesemaster774)
|-
| By Fall || 3 (CDRGreen15, Icytaze, Gregor0240 — via Creeper)
|-
|-
| By Skeleton || 3 (EVIL_NEXUS, Hopefullbadger, IvanLenc)
| By Zombie || 3 (Virababb, Wraith2345)
|-
|-
| By Creeper || 1 (Tanker5girl)
| By Creeper || 2 (Tanker5girl, Gregor0240)
|-
|-
| By Spider || 1 (steve0984)
| By Spider || 1 (steve0984)
|-
| By Fall || 1 (CDRGreen15)
|-
|-
| Fastest Death || steve0984 (19 seconds)
| Fastest Death || steve0984 (19 seconds)
|-
|-
| Longest Survival || Tanker5girl (43 minutes)
| Longest Survival || cheesemaster774 (4 hrs 20 min)
|-
|-
| First-Time Players || 6 of 6
| First-Time Players || 12 of 12
|-
|-
| Total Advancements Earned || 13
| Total Advancements Earned || 36
|-
| Players with Zero Advancements || 2
|}
|}
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Latest revision as of 02:22, 4 March 2026


March 1, 2026 claimed 12 players on Xandaris — and produced the server's seventh PvP kill when JimmyyJohn lured jacncaldad12 to his death with a mace named [Yolo]. The day also saw cheesemaster774 join, complete 220 villager trades, enter The End, and die to a Stray — all in 4.3 hours — before returning on an alt and trading even more.

Skeletons and falls split the day's kills evenly. Two players — EVIL_NEXUS and Hopefullbadger — died 9 seconds apart in different locations, both having just typed pleas for a teammate that went unanswered. Wraith2345 crafted full diamond gear in 23 minutes before being swarmed by zombies underground. And Gregor0240 died to a Creeper 99,411 blocks from spawn — the farthest anyone has ever died from the world origin.

Death Toll[edit]

# Time (EST) Player Cause of Death Playtime Advancements
1 12:28 AM EVIL_NEXUS Shot by Skeleton ~9 min 5
2 12:28 AM Hopefullbadger Shot by Skeleton ~7 min 30 sec 3
3 2:51 AM Tanker5girl Blown up by Creeper ~43 min 3
4 7:07 AM steve0984 Slain by Spider 19 sec 0
5 9:20 AM IvanLenc Ganged up on by Skeletons ~12 min 2
6 10:14 AM CDRGreen15 Fell from a high place 1 min 21 sec 0
7 12:32 PM Virababb Slain by Zombie ~3 min 0
8 2:18 PM Icytaze Fell from a high place ~36 min 4
9 2:56 PM Wraith2345 Swarmed by Zombies ~54 min 7
10 3:31 PM Gregor0240 Blown up by Creeper ~8 min 2
11 3:34 PM cheesemaster774 Shot by Stray ~4 hrs 20 min 10
12 5:58 PM jacncaldad12 Slain by JimmyyJohn using [Yolo] ~15 min 2

Notable Deaths[edit]

EVIL_NEXUS & Hopefullbadger — Nine Seconds Apart (12:28 AM)[edit]

Two strangers. Two Skeletons. Nine seconds.

EVIL_NEXUS joined and speedran the early game — earning [Diamonds!] in under 7 minutes, one of the fastest diamond acquisitions on record. But gear wasn't the problem. Teammates were:

"can i team up with someone im lt4 in mace and in sword"— EVIL_NEXUS

1,400 blocks away, Hopefullbadger was making the same plea:

"can i team up with someone"— Hopefullbadger

"pls"— Hopefullbadger

Neither got a response. Neither knew the other existed. At 12:28 AM, EVIL_NEXUS was shot by a Skeleton. Nine seconds later, Hopefullbadger was shot by a different Skeleton on the other side of the map. Both had just earned [Monster Hunter] — both had just proven they could fight. It wasn't enough.

Tanker5girl — The Dual-Boxer (2:51 AM)[edit]

Tanker5girl wasn't alone — they were playing two accounts at once. AltDetector flagged them as sharing an IP with BuddhaMantis, who joined 9 seconds earlier. Both accounts progressed in parallel — earning stone tools, killing mobs, exploring caves. Tanker5girl had the longer session at 43 minutes, mining underground at Y:48 when a Creeper ended it. BuddhaMantis survived and logged off two minutes later.

steve0984 — 19 Seconds (7:07 AM)[edit]

steve0984 lasted 19 seconds. Spawned, walked 20 blocks, and was killed by a Spider on the surface. No chat. No advancements. No stone.

Then came the reconnection attempts — five in 23 seconds:

Attempt Time After Death Result
1 +26 sec Game Over!
2 +35 sec Game Over!
3 +38 sec Game Over!
4 +44 sec Game Over!
5 +49 sec Game Over!

CDRGreen15 — "Hardcore Huh" (10:14 AM)[edit]

CDRGreen15 joined and assessed the situation:

"hardcore huh"— CDRGreen15

Forty seconds later, they fell from a high place. Eighty-one seconds total.

Virababb — "Helo?" (12:32 PM)[edit]

Virababb joined and tried to make contact:

"sup"— Virababb

"um"— Virababb

"helo?"— Virababb

No one responded. Three minutes later, a Zombie killed them.

Icytaze — "I Can Kill Zold?" (2:18 PM)[edit]

Icytaze survived 36 minutes — long enough to earn 4 advancements and ask the question every new player eventually asks about the bots:

"i can kill zold?"— Icytaze

He fell from a high place at Y:42 before getting an answer.

Wraith2345 — Full Diamond in 23 Minutes (2:56 PM)[edit]

Wraith2345 was the most accomplished death of the day — and one of the fastest-gearing players in server history. He earned [Cover Me with Diamonds] just 23 minutes after joining, crafting a full set of diamond armor. He earned 7 advancements total in under an hour.

It wasn't enough. At 54 minutes, deep underground, a swarm of Zombies overwhelmed him.

Gregor0240 — 99,411 Blocks from Spawn (3:31 PM)[edit]

Gregor0240 has the distinction of dying farther from the world origin than any other player in server history — 99,411 blocks from spawn. In just 8 minutes, he earned 2 advancements before a Creeper ended his run in what might be the most remote death on record.

cheesemaster774 — The Villager Trader (3:34 PM)[edit]

cheesemaster774 had the longest and most productive session of anyone who died on March 1. In 4.3 hours, he completed 220 villager trades, mined 441 lecterns cycling librarian trades, found 68 diamonds, entered The End, and earned 10 advancements. His obsession was enchanted books — he asked the server "wait is their no auto lecturn" when he realized there was no auto-lectern mechanic.

He died at Y:-13 to a Stray that stole his gear — including his elytra.

Seven minutes later, he was back on an alt account (Lkyge), already trying to buy a new elytra from JimmyyJohn: "sooo can i buy an elytra from u i can get u books if thats what u need."

jacncaldad12 — The First Kill (5:58 PM)[edit]

Main article: Player:jacncaldad12

The day's final death was its most significant — the server's seventh PvP kill and JimmyyJohn's first.

jacncaldad12 had been on the server about 15 minutes. He called JimmyyJohn "the goat" and asked for help. JimmyyJohn — privately messaging Lkyge "im bout to kill this kid" and "my first blood" — flew to jacncaldad12's location near spawn and struck with his mace:

jacncaldad12 was slain by JimmyyJohn somehow using [Yolo]

JimmyyJohn's reaction was immediate regret:

"im no better than vhplio"— JimmyyJohn

"im sorry.. it was for the lore"— JimmyyJohn

"im not built for killing. i feel bof"— JimmyyJohn

He later apologized to samboyd and asked "pls dont tell people im untrustworthy."

Statistics[edit]

Stat Value
Total Deaths 12
PvP Kills 1 (JimmyyJohn → jacncaldad12)
By Skeleton/Stray 4 (EVIL_NEXUS, Hopefullbadger, IvanLenc, cheesemaster774)
By Fall 3 (CDRGreen15, Icytaze, Gregor0240 — via Creeper)
By Zombie 3 (Virababb, Wraith2345)
By Creeper 2 (Tanker5girl, Gregor0240)
By Spider 1 (steve0984)
Fastest Death steve0984 (19 seconds)
Longest Survival cheesemaster774 (4 hrs 20 min)
First-Time Players 12 of 12
Total Advancements Earned 36
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